This is the very first review in this blog. This time, I'm going to review AKBINGO! episode 219 and 220. It's pretty recent.
Episode 219 aired on Jan, 2nd 2012 while the 220th episode was aired a week after.
These are special episode in a new year. At first, Takamina, Kojiharu and followed by other members saying Happy New Year to the viewer. They're having small conversation before the show begins.
Yuko: "This year, please support AKB groups and AKBINGO! as well."
Takamina: "In 2013, what do you want to do, Paruru?"
Paruru: "I want to eat so many delicious food."
Takamina: "That's good. Then SKE's Ueno-chan?"
Ueno: "I want to live peacefully."
Takamina: "How about Milky?"
Milky: "I want full of fun things!" (She said 楽しみるきー. Combining 楽しみ/fun and みるきー/ミルキー/her nickname: Milky into a word.)
Takamina: "How about HKT's Murashige?"
Murashige: "Right! I want to make a super-interesting gag."
Then Murashige's doing a gag. It's a making kanji using her own body like big 大, dog犬, and thick太. But it doesn't seem very interesting for everyone in the studio.
Sashihara: "My apologize. I'll bring her back to Hakata." Then everyone broke in laughter.
Then the title call start.
It's a new year episode. And the theme for this episode is 'Lucky Girl Ranking 2013'. It has been 5 years AKBINGO! doing 'Lucky Girl Ranking'. And of course, it's Shimada Shuhei-san The Entertainment Palmist.
Here, he read 169 palms of AKB, SKE, NMB and HKT members. All of them.
Shimada-san: "Just for this show, I have to read more than 100 palms. Frankly speaking, I didn't want to do it!"
Yuko: "It's a good thing this time JKT48 is not coming. What if they come?"
And Shimada-san's reaction upon Yuko's statement was like this
Before they're starting to revealing the ranking, they're flashbacking to last year top 3 and the most unlucky girl in the 2012.
Last year, Takamina took the 1st place. And in the whole 2012, she got some nice things. Including become AKB group's General Manager and Solo Debut.
Starting from here, for you guys who hasn't watching these two episode yet and don't want some spoilers, I warn you now.
Then after that, they're starting revealing from 85th. From the middle first who will-not-so-interesting in 2013.
Sata: "You girls don't want in the 8th, right?"
All girls: "No~"
Sata: "Here's the not-so-interesting person! KOJIMA HARUNA!"
Kojiharu: "No!!! Aaa~ No! Geez... I wanna go home now..."
Sata: "What's wrong, Kojima?"
Kojiharu: "I was thinking that I'll be on the top."
Sata: "So you're denying Shimada-san's prediction?"
Kojiharu: "Yeah..."
*Shimada-san and everyone are broke in laughter*
Kojiharu: "Eeeh? Why?"
Then Shimada-san explaining Kojiharu's palm lines. He explains about Fish line. Kojiharu's fish line in the past 4 years is appear-disappear in each year. And this year, the line is disappeared. Catch and release =))
Kojiharu: "Please take a look to my palm once again."
*Kojiharu's palm being read by Shimada-san*
Kojiharu: "Isn't this a fish line?"
Shimada-san: "This is just a wrinkle." =))
Here's the 86 - 90th rank
71th Shimazaki Haruka (Paruru)
79th Kitahara Rie
84th Matsui Jurina
Sata: "Shimazaki. You won the Janken Tournament last year."
Paruru: "Last year my luck was good..."
Sata: "How was your rank last year, by the way?"
Paruru: *thinks for about 3 seconds*
Staff: "133th"
Shimada-san is explaining some lines that Paruru has. She has stalker line and mood-maker line. When Shimada-san explaining the mood-maker line, Yuihan complaints.
Someone: "Eeeh? No way!"
Yuihan: "Yeah, that's no way!"
Sata: "What's wrong, Yokoyama?"
Yuihan: "DEFINITELY NO WAY!"
Then 91 - 110th
Shimada-san is laughing before he starts explaining.
Shimada-san: "I'm so worried of this people. They have a line that showing that they're stupid!"
Murashige: "I'm not stupid, hey!"
Sata: "What did you say?"
Murashige: "I'm not stupid!"
Sata: "You're the stupidest! You did a single gag in the opening, right? Now try that again!"
Then Murashige try her gag again.
Then everyone are shocked. She is now stamped as a 'baka'.
Next, 51 - 70th
Sata: "Anyone who wants to be in this rank?"
Yuko: *raises a hand* "I think it's okay to be in that rank."
Shimada-san: "And, sorry, Ms. Kojima can you please take a participation in this show~"
Take a look at Kojiharu's legs =)) She's relaxing like a boss. Maybe it's because her rank is in 85th? =))
And the opposite rank, 111 - 130th
Shimada-san: "This group is, their hearts are in a verge of fall through!"
Sashihara: "Those people are this much? Isn't SKE about to break?"
Again, Shimada-san explaining some lines in this group's palms. Then Sata noticed something.
Sata: "Minegishi, when people is explaining, stop making a 'I don't care' face!"
Miichan: "No no no no, wait. I was thinking that I'm also in that situation..."
Everyone are broke in laughter again.
Sata: "After this, the higher rank will have good things in 2013, right?"
Shimada-san: "Yeah. They will have a rose-colored life."
The girls' tension are up!
Sata: "And how will the opposite, the lower rank?"
Shimada-san: "They will have only a hard time in the year."
The girls' tension are down...
Next, 31 - 50th
32th Yokoyama Yui
38th Watanabe Mayu
Mayuyu: "That's great! Last year I was in 119th. Yeah. I'm raised up!"
Sata: "You're happy?"
Mayuyu: "I'm happy."
Then Shimada-san explaining Yuihan's palm.
Yuihan: "I'm feeling so good today, I'll go home with this feeling."
Next, 131 - 150th
Sata: "Prepare yourself, girls."
Sashihara: "Seriously, no. Seriously no..."
Sata: "What's wrong, Sashihara-san?"
Sashihara: "Seriously I don't want in that rank!"
142th Iwasa Misaki
145th Ogasawara Mayu
Ogasawara: "...this is not true, right?"
Sata: "It's true!"
Ogasawara: *completely shocked* "...."
Sata: "Wait a minute, Ogasawara... The stadio is not that hot, anyway."
Ogasawara: *wiping sweats*
Sata: "What's with those strange sweats?"
Everyone laughing.
Shimada-san explaining that in Ogasawara's palm, there are only bad lines there.
Ogasawara: "Isn't there a single good line there?"
Shimada-san: *takes a look closely to Ogasawara's palm photo* "...maybe I need about an hour to re-check again."
A single good line seems not there, in Ogasawara's palm.
Next, 11 - 30th
Shimada-san: "This is very very nice area."
The girls' tension are up again.
Sata: "Then let's reveal it!"
14th Nakanishi Chiyori
15th Yamada Nana
Shimada-san: "These girls are have only good lines in their palms! And also from 20th Satou-san until 27th Yamagishi-san, they have fish line."
Sata: *to Yamada* "Do you want to do something?"
Yamada: "Hmm... I wanna drive a truck."
Everyone laughs.
Sata: "Huh? Takahashi, you also have those lines?"
Takamina: "Yeah, seems so."
Shimada-san takes a look at Takamina's palm.
Shimada-san: "Aaah, I see... Hmm... How will it be, huh? Let's see.."
Kojiharu: "Ah, I have too."
Shimada-san: *takes a look once again to Kojiharu's palm* "That is a wrinkle."
Next, 151 - 159th
But it cut for a while by AKB news and song corner. In this episode, Iwasa Misaki sings her 2nd single "Moshi mo Watashi wa Sora ni Sundeitara"
Sata: "So now, we're going to reveal who are this unlucky girls in this year."
159th Oya Shizuka
Sata: "The members who are in the studio are not included in this rank. SAFE!"
Kiyoto: "That's a relief. The atmosphere won't turn into a bad one."
Shimada-san: "As I mentioned before, those people in the rank 111th are in a verge of fall through. And the people in 151-159th are ALREADY broken."
Kojiharu: "Shiichan seems broken..."
Sata: "How is it, Minegishi?"
Miichan: "Yeah, already broken..."
Shimada-san: "The problem is, Oya-san."
Girls: "Shiichan~"
Shimada-san: "On Oya-san's palms, there are sorrow line, regret line, and also trauma line."
Sashihara: "Why she didn't told to be here today?"
Sata: "Sashihara... Please tell Oya about this..."
Sashihara: "Why should me?!"
And the rests are best 10 and worst 10.
Continued to episode 220~ ;)
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